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The woman left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying on the road.

Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened.

The child said, 'I am lost. ' Can you take me home please?'

Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the woman where the address is. The woman, being an average kind person who didn't suspect anything took the child there.

And then when they arrived at the child's 'home', the kind hearted woman pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired with high voltage, and fainted..

The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked.

Condoms were all thrown around with semen all over her and flowing from her body. There were at least about 20 condoms!

She has not even seen her assailants.

That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her.

Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place..

If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station.

Lost children are best sent and/or taken to police stations.

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(2ND)

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside.
You start the engine and shift into Reverse.
When you look into the rear view mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the
middle of the rear window.

So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and
jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is
obstructing your view.
When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers
appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.
They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.
And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.
So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!
BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED....
If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later.

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1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you...

Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF,

Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.

The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

10. Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE!

These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

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Anyhow, just be alert people. Keep safe okay. :)

Oh yeah good luck to my babes Evelyn and LiLin who is having their very first class in MMU today. All the best babes! :)

Love, xoxo

Joyce

Helloooo readers! :D How do you do? ope you guys doing good. :) So I'm busy applying scholarship that kind of stuffs and wondering what to study and where to study. gahh. This is kinda annoying anyway. ;(

....okay skip that part and back to the main point....

So yeah I woke up at 10.00am in the morning and faster get ready to meet my besties. :) I thought I was late and ish I forgot to drink one cup of nescaffe until I keep wondering what was the thing I hadn't do, duh~ I reached carrefour's McD around 12pm who knows they were LATE! So I was the first one come today. Hehe. ;P *I'm the champion!* Then I just walking around while waiting for them. Saw KimMei working at one of the shops and she call me bay clothes from her. *opps, I forget about it, sorry...next time yeah :)* After moments, they all reach and waiting for me to meet them up. :) We had some conversations and then headed to Simply Fish. :)

Let the pictures do the talking...

Yo wassup peeps!!!! :D It's Saturday. :) So MeyYin, PohYin and SerLing met me at OneYou and we are going out tonight. :) Oh yeah, thanks for the sushi my dears, the sushi do taste good! :D *love it* So yeah I just changed my blogskin and guess what I love it freaking much!!! :DDD It's like a new start and it makes me feel fresh, don't you feel the same way as me? hehe. :) Oh my dad's friend came back from Japan and he bought many snacks for us. *wheee~* Oh my goodness, those snacks made in Japan just simply delicious! Unlike those made in Malaysia one, they just can't fight with Japan ones. :D I feel like fly to Japan and buy more more more come back to Malaysia then I will sell them for Malaysian, hahahaha. Oww, what a good idea huh, see, I'm smart right? *winks* LOL. Joking la, just a thought pop-up on my mind. :D

scallop!!! :D

Hellooo peeps! :D How do you do? I'm sick, I got flu. ;( and my mouth is painful like burnt. ;( I couldn't eat and drink neither. That's so sad right? hmmph, but I'm so much better now after 14hours of sleep. *i know I'm a pig, hehe*

Okay wanted to sleep just now but I couldn't sleep now because Ling has awake me. duh~ So yeah I just blogging to pass my time. So few hours ago, my mum and I went to Amigo had supper with her friend. :) We ate sashimi and octopus, those Japanese food, not much. I thought I would feel painful if I eat them but guess what it's not that pain when I have the food which is cold one. :) So I didn't lose my appetite just now. :) The whole day I just lose my appetite and sleep, what a waste huh.

So 2days ago was Chap Goh Mei, the last day of Chinese new year. *bye bye new year* As usual I went to work and after work I went to Portuguese Settlement with the OneYou guys and friends to celebrate Chap Goh Mei. :) You know Yan's daughter is just simply adorable! ;) So we had seafood supper there. :) It was a blast and all of us were so fulled. Sadly, the whole table of food were spicy except TWO, duh~ So my stomach was burnt as you know I can't take much spicy food. But heyyy, the ikan bakar is delicious! *seriously* :)

Keep moving on...

Last Thursday, I had my dinner with my besties. :) *aww, i miss you guys now* Sorry that I didn't join you guys in the afternoon. ;( They went and watched Valentine's Day. :) So about 6.30pm Ling came and fetch me and we went Mahkota Hospital to visit XiaoMan. :) She looks more energetic and thinner than the last time I saw her. Her hand is really thin, maybe it's because the treatment that causes it to happened. We had some conversations. She told us about her sick and her life. OMG! She said her hand got at least 5holes because the nurse use the piston to find her vain then the nurse will put a thick tube into her hand to let her blood flow. Then about 7.30pm, Ling fetched me to new LimKee to meet my besties. :) Wow, steamboat! :) It was a blast as well. :) This was really fulled. Our mouth just keep talking and eating and drinking. The tom yam soup was really spicy. We were crapping all the way. Haha. Okay this part is funny, Amanda saw a cat came to her place and she talked to the cat. LOL! She even fish to the cat then we were like stop her from doing it again. You know 9 of us ate about RM160++. Wow! Surprise right? I don't even know why. LOL.

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Hello people!!! Sorry for not updating again. So yeah was kinda busy nowadays you know chinese new year. Feel that I'm not in the chinese new year mood this year, the street so quiet. I only can feel the noise when I go to work or shopping. I didn't get much red packets this year compared to last year cause many of my relatives didn't come back this year so yeah it doesn't matter lurhh. :)

Okay so on the 18th of February, Thursday I was having a class reunion party, it was great. :D You know gotta meet up with friends after years. Everyone was changed unlike a small kid anymore. Some are just simply knowledgeable and some just as usual. :)

At first Alicia came to my house and we just had a talk. Our phones just keep ringing cause they were asking us time and venue.LOL! After that, we moved to Olivia's house and wait for her as in that time still early. Olivia's father then offered his help to us and fetched us to DP. *thanks uncle :)* So we moved to McD and guess what JetMing and LiHer was already there waiting for all of us. Saw KahSing anyway. :) While waiting for the others, JetMing treats us eat US pizza. Slowly, ChuiKang, CheeJhen, CheeBoon and YuanLin came and met up with us. Wow, they look so adult-ish and mature, they even colour their hair okay after lunch we went to cinema. Olivia suggested 'The Wolfman' so yeah we decided to watch that show. Oh my goodness, I was scared that time as in I scared I cannot go in the cinema and the workers will say ' can you show me your IC, please' or ' are you 18years old?' Oh dear, luckily some of them look like more than 18 years old and they call us stand in the centre of the group as in they can back up us.LOL!

So "The Wolfman" was just so called okay for me because i can know who's the wolfman at the beginning of the show, this is somehow quite stupid right. YuanLin says that he pay 10bucks go in the cinema and sleep. LOL. Right after show we go out the cinema and find Paul. He's awesome yeah. For your information, he straight away come back to Malacca from KL just to attend this class reunion party. *aww, so touching ;)* He just same like JetMing keep telling us how to do business and some life's advices for all of us. In a good way, we can know more about our future and some business marketing stuffs. In a bad way, many of us feel that they are long winded. But it's okay right just get some knowledge from them. :) Then we moved to our next station - McDonald. LiHer offers me one Sundae chocolate. *thank youuuu :)* But sadly there got no my favourite food - twister fries. ;( We have a talk again, about our career. After some food we hanging around in MP. And then it's time to say goodbye to Alicia as in she got second round at Amigo so yeah. :)

We hanging around the shops again until about 7pm. So our next station is JetMing's house. Since ChuiKang got his own car so he fetch me, Olivia and CheeJhen. :) He just like to joke with us. He tell us that his car is very small which is a Kancil who knows his car is a Proton Saga actually. LOL! We stayed a while at JetMing's house then he suggests that we go to Jetty and sing. So yeah we moved to Jetty and sadly the rooms were fulled. So yeah we just went to some place and grabbed some food for our dinner. We went in a shop called @#$%^ *I can't remember what's the name* The food quite nice I have to say but there's one thing that I hate freaking much. The chief cooks so slowwww. Omg! I still can remember I've been waiting for my Udon mee for like an hour. After that, we went back to JetMing's house and planned to go to Olivia's house but there's nobody at home so yeah my house was the next. Unlucky, again, nobody at home. So we just say goodbye.

Guys, hope to hang out with you all again. ;)

Love, xoxo

Joyce

ChiHow: Wei, where are you now?

Me: At dp la.

ChiHow: What?! What you doing at cc?

Me: I went dinner with my mom la.

ChiHow: Huh?! You have your dinner at cc? Where are you now?

Me: Duh, didn't i told you i at dp now, dataran pahlawan.

ChiHow: Oww, i heard you say cyber cafe.

Me: Lol, since when i start go cc huh? Why?

ChiHow: Hahaha. Nola, want to ask you go yam cha mah.

Haha. So this is one of the part of our conversation. :)I really no comment for this. -_-! Was thinking that how know do we know each other huh? Since when you saw me go cc before? gah, you're such a 'great' friend I have. :PPP

Oh yeah before I forget let me do this. :) Happy birthday PeiDee!!!! Happy 13Th birthday. :DDD Hope you have a great one. ;) And may all your dreams come true. God bless you. :)

p.s: imissyou. <3

Joyce,

love, xoxo.

Hellooo strangers!!!hahaha.

I'm hyper & excited now!!! :D *laughing*

Today I was waiting for LiLin & SerLing to come to my house at 11.30am.

After they reached we went to Jonker Street to see stars! :D

They were acting when we reached.

Oh my goodness, what a freaking hot day huh.

However, we saw DaiYangTian only.

So we stand at the side and watching it.

At first we wondered where's Jeanette so we just walking around and see where is she but failed.

We were walking front and back about 8 times.

Those people know that we wanted to take picture with DaiYangTian cause there were quite little people watching.

Lunch time, they were resting and eating.

You know what? There of us saw that he keep looking at us.haha. :)

Then got two indians walked pass by and asked us "you all want to act for one small part?"

We were like "ermmm, no.haha. "

Next, one Chinese guy came and asked us "who you want to meet.come I bring you there."

We told him we want to see Jeanette and where is she.

The guy replied "oh, she's not here today.maybe tomorrow"

What to do? We take the chance to take picture with DaiYangTian.

So LiLin be the head go and ask whether can take picture with him or not.

She not even say one word the worker who's helping him make-up then said "sorry he's busy right now"

This is kinda embarrassing as everyone was looking at us. *duh*

When we were going to leave we saw Jeanette just right in front of us. *aww...*

LiLin & I said " can we take picture with you."

She smiled at us but her manager said "sorry we have to go now.after this."

Okay cursed that guy who bluff us. Damn you. Make us sad.lol

LiLin's mom then fetched us to Mahkota Parade.

Sibaraku here we come!!!

There were 15 of us. Cik Rashida came after moments.

The food are not bad actually.haha.

I'm still so full right now.

The desserts and sushi are nice.hehe. :D

We were making fun there.

SFI's koperasi farewell party at there also.

I saw LeeHan. Actually I can't recognise him. *sorry*

He called me and we talked for a while. :)

After the huge lunch three of us continued our mission. :)

They were acting again.

So we just waiting patiently there.

We saw that guy and somehow we went like arguing but haha.

Here's the chance when they were resting.

We quickly went to the yellow house and waiting for her.

Finally, she and her manager came out.

She's so friendly! So all of us got took picture with her and she signed on my notepad!wakakaka. :DDD

You know when she's make up in the yellow house she waved her hand and smiled at me! :P
Aww, somebody please come and help me, going to faint. ;)
Continued watching them.


At the end we heard "yes,done!" & "going to move to Ipoh."
You know was wondering whether today is the last day they in Malacca or what.
Keep moving on, we asked DaiYangTian to sign on my notepad and whether can take picture with us or not. :)
He said "sure.after work whatever also can."


He's kinda handsome and humour. ;) Mission is complete! :D
So we walked to the corner of the shop and waiting for LiLin's father.
Three of us get over excited and we waved our hands when their car pass by. :D
Haha.This is such a wonderful day.
I waiting for this day so long already and finally.haha.
I <3 Jeanette!!! ;)
Two of you bright up our day. :)
We are not crazy anyway.Haha.Just hyper like hell yeah. :D
Till here.hehe.
xoxo,love
~Joyce~

Hello peeps! How are you? :)

Okay school day is getting boring since we all doing nothing in school.

We just answer & discuss the answer actually. *boring!*

There are at least up to 10persons absent everyday. *you know why*

Luckily today is not that bored. :D

Because...AFS students came to our school! *aww...*

I only know that the hotties are from German and they are about the same age as me. :)

Got one Japanese but seriously she doesn't look like a Japanese, more like Asian.

Most of us walking around the school today especially Amanda & Evelyn. ;)

During BM we were actually so tired to listen to teacher. *Pn.Foo knows why*

Then the hotties came in our class and introduce themselves to us.

We all were like awake and getting excited. *Pn.Foo showed her big smiley face**I saw it* :)

Pn.Foo then asked us to shake hand with them and we took picture with them.

Aww, the guy dressed in red colour shirt is irresistible. *hot or charming perhaps*. :P

Even LiLin also can't resist of his look! ;)

I guess the pretty girl is his girlfriend anyway.

But they will be a good couple cause handsome guy plus pretty girl. :)

We were having our picnic in class somehow like farewell party.

Cause all of us brought food and enjoy ourselves in class.

Read magazine and gossip are the addition for the whole day in school.

This is more like life after exam.

My god we are suppose to study but can't help.haha. :)

I was bully Joanna all the way today.

Haha it's fun to bully her especially I go unbutton her shirt and she was asking for help but failed. :PPPP

Right after school we went to staff room to get Add Maths paper from Pn.Lee.

She was like know that we plan not going to school tomorrow implies that why we all suddenly so hardworking.haha.

Then Pn.Foo heard it when she's going back with her daughter and she said "wah, semua tiba-tiba jatuh sakit huh" haha.

So yeah we all gonna skip school tomorrow. :D

Anyway, I can't wait to take photo with Jeanette Aw!!!

Yes, tomorrow.*hope that she is free when I am there *

So good night people. :)

xoxo, love

~Joyce~

Hey peeps!I'm back after the one week stupid tests. :D

Erm yeah the tests is hard for me.

Cause I not really study or prepare for it.

I just try my memories & luck to go for this tests.lol.

Hope everything will be okay but I know the result might worst than my trial's results.

Gotta blame on my own self.

So let me just skip this stupid tests part. :D

Right after school, Chris, LiLin, SerLing, Eve, E-Vonn, Shereen, Amanda(doggie) & I went to 101 cafe. ;D

We have our lunch at there and the food is okay la but it's like in different size.lol.

JingRu came after a while and she's the first said goodbye.

So were talk and talk, jokes and jokes. :)*dogs topic is fun.*

Ahem, actually we just curious which guy makes Eve like falling in love. ;)

So finally we get to see who's the guy.haha.

After that we went to 7-11.

Chris bought each of us one ice-cream. :D *thanks chris* :)

Then LiLin, SerLing, Eve, E-Vonn, Amanda & I walked back to school.

Joanna...can't you think the positive?haha

This happen goes by:

You are so blur and out-dated la. *speechless*

En.Sidek got A1 for his Sejarah? He can teach Sejarah? *O.o doubting on it*

After tuition, dad came and fetch me and we went to jonker street.

Guess what? Dad brought me go there to see stars!!! :D

I saw HER, Jeanette Aw. <3

I saw others too but too bad I can't remember what's their names.hehe.

Too bad I didn't take picture with her and I didn't ask signature from her.

Blame on me cause I was aww-ing there. :P

But I feel so happy even though I saw her just for few minutes only. :)

I saw NgeeMei, YuinKei and her sisters too. :)

They were busy taking pictures.lol.

Once again, I believe that they gonna make a good show in Malacca! :)

I'm looking forward for the show. :)

So goodnight people. :)

I'm tired because I slept too much this week?!lol.

Love

xoxo

p.s : A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our circle of friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me. When you are sad I will dry your tears; when you are scared I will comfort your fears; when you are worried I will give you hope; when you confused I will help you cope. *this is my oath, I pledge until the end*

p.p.s : Good luck to Form3s even though it's like a little too late. :)

Okay so now I'm gonna blog about yesterday.*woot!*

A great day of the week. :D

Before holiday Sports Club && Ping Pong were planning to held farewell party at Seoul Garden.

You know those who are intersect only can go either one of these.

But it doesn't matter cause both were held at the same venue.

So yeah I went for Sports Club. :)

Quite many Sports Club members went for it even though most of them are upper forms. :)

But but but...Ping Pong only got 7 out of 35+! *ridiculous.haha.*
So about 11am I walked straight to Seoul Garden.

Many of them were waiting there but still cannot go in cause the business haven't start yet.

So we chit-chatting and waiting for others to come.
By the way I went to sushi king to look for Alicia but I can't see her.

After moments, everybody was there and we entered and find a best place to sit. :)

Obviously, Form 4 & Form 5 each took 2 tables and others settled themselves. :)

Let's get the party start!

Steamboat & grill the food. :)

Hell yeah our stomachs just like a balloon after 2hours eating there.

Sigh, we put on our weight again. ;(

Chris, LiLin, SerLing, Eve, YeeTing, Val, YeeWern and I said goodbye to others.

So we continued to the next station - Starlight.

We played the street basketball. *it's fun*

Guess what, Chris knows to play. *haha*

As usual, Val played Crisis Time. *such a boring game la*

After that we went to last station - DreamBox.

Chris go with us as well. *surprisingly* :)

Jo came and joined us after her lunch at there. *so slow you*

Obviously, only me, SerLing, Eve, YeeTing & Val sing.

Others were chit-chatting and give lots of COMMENTS! *lol. :P

Okay they sing as well but can't hear.

ShuPan & YanShi came and joined us for awhile.

Then we were trying to make fun of Jo.

Cause she's waiting for "The Reason" and She's about to going back.

We all just ignored her and continued sing our songs.

She was like "eh, faster la I want go back liao."

So finally we skipped those songs before her track.*see, we are so good* :P

When about time, Jo, Val, YeeWern, YeeTing, ShuPan, YanShi said their goodbyes to us.

So it's getting little people.

Then Chris & LiLin also went back.

Left me, SerLing & Eve there and we continued to sing.

Emily and her friend came and joined us.
Haha. At least we've got 2 more people sing with us.
-6.30 pm-
We said our goodbyes to each other and walked separately.
Me accompany Eve go to McD to packed her diner.

Lastly, we go by our own. :)

Oh yeah,thanks to Michelle! :)

Thanks for the wishes bottle.

It's cute and I love it. ;)

p.s : sore throat now!

Happy belated birthday candel !!!! :D


*muahahaha, you're older same as me* :P
Anyway, this post is just for you.
Specially for you. :)
The one who stands outside the science lab everyday and has a non-stop conversation with her friend.
The one who likes to draw. *talented in arts*
The one who wants to become a interior designer.*you will be one day*
The one who laughs out loud when we are crapping.*something fun*
The one who likes beach pants all the way.
The one likes to buy wallet as well.
The one who is caring.
The one who loves to joke.
The one who loves music as well as sports.
The one who rather sleep than watch tv.
The one who can stand with MCC's sickness. *opps*
The one I like. ;P
Yes and that's you. :D
Brother How...
Candle...
You fired yourself just to bright up the dark room. :)
*oh, do you?* hehe. :)

xoxo
~Joyce~

I'm sick. ><>

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